Resolutions Suck.

#1. A resolution to quit smoking does not go well with a resolution to lose weight. Why? Because all I want to do is smoke. Or eat. Or both. 
#2. The only New Years resolution I ever kept was the one to quit smoking 6 years ago. It worked for 3 years. Now I have to redo the same damn resolution over again. When will I ever learn?
#3. There is no number three, but it seemed silly to only have two key points. I guess what I am trying to say is, the best resolution is to not make resolutions. And don't start bad habits in the first place, then you won't have to go through the agony of quitting them.


Send will power and low fat/calorie snacks please.